Tuesday, June 3, 2008

The fifth food group . . .

So I was visiting a lady friend last night, and I ended up hanging out until close to midnight. That’s not really my story, except that I hadn’t eaten dinner before I swung by her place, because I figured I’d just eat after. Problematically, she had beer, and I had four on my empty stomach. When I got home, I was a little drunk, and quite hungry, but it was late and I had no desire to actually cook anything, and unfortunately my refrigerator was bereft of any leftovers or anything that could qualify as sustenance, so I opened a can of Underwood deviled ham and ate it right out of the can. I’ll tell you what, it wasn’t very satisfying. Wasn’t very satisfying at all.

6 comments:

Teacher Bee said...

My question is, why do you have deviled ham in your kitchen in the first place?

Jack Gordon said...

Bachelor pantry, teacher bee.

Jamm-o-rama said...

Is this like Spam??

Jack Gordon said...

Only in that it comes out of a can, Jamm; Spam is much better...the thing it tastes closest to is vienna sausages, if you were to chop them up.

bonnie said...

Really babe, you should have gone for the cat food.

Jamm-o-rama said...

Nice Bonnie! In that case, don't think I'll be trying this one.