Further proof that Spaniards are insane . . .

. . . and I love them for it. Especially the Basques.

Kalimotxo is a sickly sweet mixture of Coca-Cola and red wine. Home-mixed, the crazy fuckers chug it in the streets during fiestas. Not the best tasting stuff out there, but it'll get you drunk. Being that the drinking age in Spain is 16, kalimotxo is big among the younger crowd. Personally, I'll stick to the cerveza or the Asturian cider, which they sell for about $3 a liter and will show you a damn good time once you've acquired a taste for it.