It turns out that I got drunk every night this week. I've been a good citizen and made it to work with minimal hangover, but it doesn't change the fact that I've woken up on my couch fully clothed at around 4:00 a.m. for four mornings straight and had to shuffle into my bedroom. The only real downside I've noted is that I keep forgetting to eat dinner. Bar appetizers hardly qualify as sustenance, and I think the celery that comes with buffalo wings actually has negative calories, so malnourishment is my main concern. As far as benders go, this really doesn't qualify as one, I know, but I sure am hungry this morning.
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4 comments:
I love that you tagged this "Healthy Living." I worry about you, Jack.
You okay buddy? I drink every night but the worst that happens to me is I don't bother to wash my face. You seem sad about something. What's up? You can email me.
Ladies, thanks for the concern. It's not as crazy as it sounds -- I guess I should have mentioned that I wasn't drinking alone during any of this, and was actually being quite social. I need to get more into the blogging swing so that you guys hear the details of the adventures rather than just the aftermath posts.
Yea, buster, I want more than your leftovers. What's wrong with drinking alone? I'll bet you woke up in your clothes alone. Details!!!!
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