Seems like a couple of folks caught this when I first posted it on Sunday. I initially pulled it because I figured I'd break it down into eight separate entries. I think I'll still do that, but if the comments from the last post confused you, check the photo below, and stay tuned for the separate installments for a monologue on each.
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Sunday, May 11
So I got my hair cut today. I can't stand the feeling immediately following a haircut, and always try to take a shower as soon as possible after visiting the barber. When I got home, I figured it would be a good day to wash my jeans as well. I emptied my pockets onto my bed, and realized that as a still-life, it sort of said a lot about me, so I took the following picture:
A quick summary of the things I carry on any given Sunday, starting clockwise from the wallet:
- Wallet, with enough ducat to make it happen
- Handkerchief, and an Ace hard rubber comb
- Victorinox classic pocket knife
- Marlboro reds and Zippo lighter
- Cell phone
- Smith & Wesson 442 revolver
- Wristwatch (today, a Longines Dolce Vita)
- Car keys and house keys
9 comments:
Damn! That's a lot of shit to carry. I carry a lot of crap too but I am a girl. So, you know I am curious about the gun. It can't just be the barber's in a bad neighborhood. The watch looks nice. Is that a good name brand? I should probably know but I suck when it comes to fashion and such.
Jamm-o-rama, you need to wait for the follow-ups. Longines is a pretty good brand; I'm a watch guy and have several different ones, different brands and styles. And spread across four pockets, it's not that bad. (note the watch and gun don't go in pockets)
I definitely look forward to the follow-ups. Maybe it just looks like more when it's all in one place. Good to know about the watch. I feel so out of the loop when it comes to that stuff. I hear girls at the office talking about all this fancy stuff and I'm like duh. Not that I can afford it but it's nice to know.
I'm dying to hear the story behind the gun. You've always struck me as more of a lover, not a fighter, Jack.
That's the way I think of myself, Andi!
Mr. Gordon,
My attempts for a witty conversation have landed on deaf ears. So allow me to escalate my little game a bit further. With these 7 items, I can state your current occupation, correctly guess the location of your birth within 100 square miles or identify the type of car you drive. Which would you prefer?
-Tek
Personally, I'd prefer you keep your creepy comments to yourself. . .
Oh, the gun is making me hot. I want one. Where exactly do you carry it?
Wow, Bon . . . small-of-back, over the right kidney.
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